so we're in a fabric store. the whole family. i have aidan and reese in my cart and EJ has sawyer.
i get the things i need and we're planning out the rest of the day. sawyer/EJ are in front of me and we're just chillin in line. in our 2 carts.
i hear sawyer tell EJ "i sick". then HURL.
she pukes out from the cart and on to the floor. omg. seriously?
so i give EJ the "get her the eff out of here" look. duly noted. and he goes.
no one saw her puke. ::paranoia::
so im next in line. get up to the counter. and say (omg. lol)
"did you see? that kid just threw up!"
"oh wow! where?"
"right there. but then i think they ran out to clean her up"
"ok.
"yeah. gross."
LOL then i walk outside. EJ was on his way BACK in to clean it up. but they had already done it.
i disowned my own family to buy fabric. i did. lol oops.
Too funny! I can't say I would've done it any differently... :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I love your stories, they always crack me up and make me smile!
ReplyDeletethat is too funny!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the part where Aidan ratted you out in front of the clerk. ;)
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